zeldathemes
The Girl Who Drank Stars


20 | Tourism Student | Weirdo
>PROUD PROCRASTINATOR<

A weird girl, with a lot of obsessions.

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following images will be deleted within 24 hours

image

image

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

raideo:

moonblossom:

hiiamfarid:

cringing:

birdvswindowpane:

unfriendlyjewishhottie:

themaskednegro:

fuckedupgal:

themodifiedlife:

ndnickerson:

because it helps to remember this every now and then.

Also did anybody else notice that they removed the “Elton John’s AIDS foundation” logo from Miley’s picture? Fuckin’ agendas everywhere….

I literally threw a mini fit

The fact that they even touched up the woman in the BACKGROUND of the Selena Gomez pic is crazy.

I’ve said this every time it comes on my dash but please also notice that a lot of the women get photoshopped lighter.

And that´s the reason why nobody should try to be that thin, because that thin doesn´t exist in reality.

THIS IS SO SATISFYING TO LOOK AT I LITERALLY STARED AT THIS FOR LIKE 12 MINUTEs

is nobody going to talk about how whoever did this just decided miley didn’T NEED TWO ARMS

Most of these are the work of one person. His name is Enrico Francis (hence the name being inserted in odd places), and you can find him on tumblr, perpetuating this deformed and unhealthy bullshit.

this made me sick to my stomach

steviepsyclone:

vinebox:

The accuracy 

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

doctor-dildo:

kaylabeecelest:

tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

move your cursor in time with her and it looks like she is watching you

that was fun. thank you

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

doctor-dildo:

kaylabeecelest:

tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

move your cursor in time with her and it looks like she is watching you

that was fun. thank you


#THE WAY HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AROUND LIKE HE MISSED ANOTHER 70 YEARS OF HIS LIFE

#THE WAY HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AROUND LIKE HE MISSED ANOTHER 70 YEARS OF HIS LIFE

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

dynastylnoire:

prayforprada:

Me blogging

relevant

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

frenums:

frenums: